So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
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Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
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I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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