I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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