just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
this will be a night to untag.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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