Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
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She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
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In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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