i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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