quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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