im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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