What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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