We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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