Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
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We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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