i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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