So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
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she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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