i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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