i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
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I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
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I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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