that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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