Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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