Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
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Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
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I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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