I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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