omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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