Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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