GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
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if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
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Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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