I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
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Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
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went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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