It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
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Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
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I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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