Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
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I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
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I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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