Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
tell me about the fingering
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