I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
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He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
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Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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