I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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