what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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You. Win. At. Life.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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