its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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