No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
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I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
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Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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