covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE