Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
Well my cheeks are red now
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
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like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.