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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?

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  No?

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  Well my cheeks are red now

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• (916): View more from California

  ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra

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• (516): View more from New York

  I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now

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• (213): View more from California

  How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...

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• (530): View more from California

  There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...

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• (227): View more from Maryland

  He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.

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  PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.

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  I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.

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