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(502): View more from Kentucky

Jerry, you need to find god

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(502): Jerry, you need to find god http://tfl.nu/604x

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my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah

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and she bought it?!?

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yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes

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(650): my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah (415): and she bought it?!? (650): yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes http://tfl.nu/zwxp

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(734): View more from Michigan

I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.

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(734): I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit. http://tfl.nu/jg4n

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(914): View more from New York

Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.

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(914): Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary. http://tfl.nu/8dm9

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(847): View more from Illinois

so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.

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(847): so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all. http://tfl.nu/abug

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?

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(203): I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision? http://tfl.nu/h84p

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(301): View more from Maryland

He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.

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(301): He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him. http://tfl.nu/18rr

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he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero

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(410): he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero http://tfl.nu/dyje

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(+91): View more from India

I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.

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(+91): I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin. http://tfl.nu/d09o

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(701): View more from North Dakota

It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.

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(701): It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server. http://tfl.nu/p1uj

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Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.

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(724): Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy. http://tfl.nu/yszi

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.

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(704): Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own. http://tfl.nu/ehgs

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I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.

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(306): I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better. http://tfl.nu/dkdn

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I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?

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(727): I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening? http://tfl.nu/i8s4

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The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us

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I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god

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(845): The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us (845): I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god http://tfl.nu/vq2q

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