Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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