We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
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did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
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Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize