I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
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I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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