there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
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I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
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Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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