haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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