he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i came on her dog
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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