He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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