I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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