Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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