god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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