Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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