we have officially mastered the walk of shame
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Randomize