If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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