Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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