your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
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I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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