i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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