Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
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I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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