Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
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You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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