DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
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