It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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