I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
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I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
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