My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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