it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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