Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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