Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Randomize
