Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
BRING THE BAGELS
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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