I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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