just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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