Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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